Bitch Better Have My Money Oil


Ingredients

  • (3) Cinnamon Sticks
  • Thyme, dried
  • Allspice, dried – powdered
  • Buckeye
  • (3) Pennies
  • (3) Nickels
  • (3) Dimes
  • Oil – Castor:Carrier (1:4)

Optional:

  • Hoyt’s Cologne – highly recommended
  • Tobacco
  • Nutmeg (Whole)
  • Marigold, dried

Instructions

  1. Add coins, cinnamon sticks, buckeye (and nutmeg) to a bottle. Perfume with just a splash of Hoyt’s Cologne.
  2. Warm your oil – remove from the heat and add in the remaining ingredients: thyme, allspice, tobacco, marigold. Allow the oil to steep until cool to the touch. Through a sifter, strain out the solids and pour/funnel into the bottle. Cap/Cork.
  3. Place the bottle near your front door, taking the first draw and using it to dress a green or gold candle – light the candle and allow it to burn out. Add any remaining wax to the bottle, reseal and allow it to infuse for 3 weeks before use.

10 Dollar Oil

This is my own rendition of the traditional Cleo May Oil – specifically
geared toward the protection and proper payment of sex workers. It packs a
little more thorn to match the typical rose that is Cleo May Oil. While I am
not a sex-worker myself, I have known a few and have the utmost respect for
their line of work. Why shouldn’t I? – I practice the world’s oldest “religion”
and they the world’s oldest profession.

Ingredients

  • Licorice Root
  • Brown Sugar
  • (1) Cinnamon stick
  • (2) Vanilla Beans (whole)
  • (7) Rose petals – red, dried
  • (3) Iron Nails
  • Perfume – of your choosing, or the one you most often wear
  • Jezebel Root – optional, but highly recommended
  • Heart of a Plum – plum pit

Additional Supplies

  • Bottle – wide-mouth to accommodate the plum pit
  • Red String
  • Black String
  • Oil – 1: 4, Castor:Carrier

Recipe

To the bottle, add licorice root, Jezebel root, Heart of
Plum
and brown sugar to your bottle. Gather your cinnamon stick and vanilla
pods
and tie them around (3) times with the red string – knot. Add this to the
bottle. Gather your nails and tie them around in the same fashion with the
black string and place them in the bottle “point” up. Warm the oil along with
the rose petals on the stove-top and pour into the bottle over the other
ingredients. Cap, and seal with red or black wax. Dress the bottle in perfume
and –  

For sex workers: Let the bottle “steep” on a bed of cash
paid to you by clients for at least a week. At which point, it can be used on
the neck and wrists to garner protection, added funds and draw in more clients.

For other uses, such as power-over-men and love: Store under
the bed for at least a week, it can then be adorned on the pulse points or used
to dress a gris gris/mojo bag.

This is also great for women who work for tips: such as
waitresses, bartenders, etc.