I’m laughing so hard. I’m sitting in my driveway holding 8 packs of naan, and some shallots, the neighbors are outside and Because I Got High comes on the radio. I just waved.

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NEW WITCH

adriftinaroughsea:

I’ve been reading about occult, witchcraft, wicca and etc for about one year and this week I decided to make myself this blog for more… knowledge? I’m not wiccan and I’m searching for blogs that reblog spells, info or witchy stuff in general. So please, reblog or like this if you are a witch (new witches like me too) if you want me to follow. Reblog

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Thanks!!  ♡

I think that’s what I do, right?

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wingsoferebus:

qedavathegrey:

My friend and I love eating – specifically new, fun dishes – but unfortunately, given our remote area, our options are slim. So I’ve suggested we start a weekly cultural meal. Being me, I elected we start with ancient cuisine – and I’ve drafted up a a few recipes based on recorded recipes and the means of each society.

I have an Ancient Egyptian recipe, a Mesopotamian one and then a Mayan one (which I realize is on a completely different scale of time, but the recipe I found sounded good, so I couldn’t resist adding it to the list of options).

Anyone got any fun, cultural recommendations?

http://www.press.uchicago.edu/Misc/Chicago/233472.html ! Roman food, for when you get around there.

I’ve cooked Roman before! I make a few Roman recipes for Lupercalia! But I’m glad you shared these with me, I’ve never seen them before and they all sound SO good!

I’m sure it doesn’t help that I’m already hungry, but still!

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My friend and I love eating – specifically new, fun dishes – but unfortunately, given our remote area, our options are slim. So I’ve suggested we start a weekly cultural meal. Being me, I elected we start with ancient cuisine – and I’ve drafted up a a few recipes based on recorded recipes and the means of each society.

I have an Ancient Egyptian recipe, a Mesopotamian one and then a Mayan one (which I realize is on a completely different scale of time, but the recipe I found sounded good, so I couldn’t resist adding it to the list of options).

Anyone got any fun, cultural recommendations?

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Throwin’ the Bones

Of the divinatory techniques with which I am familiar, bones
are my personal favorite. Yes, they have that very witchy vibe – but it’s more
than that; the bones are honest. They don’t sugar coat, and while they have to
be interpreted, once you know how to read them – there’s little room for interpretation.
They are very direct and are much better suited to answering yes or no questions than tarot. With a
little imaginative methodology, there few questions the bones can’t answer. And
even fewer they won’t answer (as tarot cards can be known to do). A few
examples of things I think the bones are better at answering than tarot:
questions involving time, questions regarding health, sickness and maledictions;
they present a broader grasp to any given situation – incorporating things
outside of the question presented and how these things relate to the question
or the reading, showing the interconnectedness of life – and how these things
all relate back.

Our countless cultures have countless methods for collecting
and reading the Bones – and I can only rightly attest to my own methodology: one
in which the Bones need not necessarily consist solely of bones, but a
collection of gathered trinkets and curios, all with their own meaning, their
own story and their own energy. My collection consists of: bones (bare and
painted), coins, stones, shells, jewelry, twigs, buttons, animal teeth and
other squabbles. The only rule I implement is that the item can be easily
gathered and (safely) tossed without breakage or injury (save your razor-blades
and glass shards for witches’ bottles!).

Collecting the Bones and Bobbles

Most any small bones will do, though its recommended that
you use bones that haven’t been cooked, as cooked bones have a tendency to get
very brittle – especially in the case of chicken, which is quite common. In my
collection I have a number of different animal bones: most are chicken, but I
also have some raccoon and possum bones, as well as teeth and claws. I built a “base”
of bones, but am continuously adding or replacing as I see fit.

A short list of “Bones” I like to include – most of which
serve as my “base” bones:

  • Self Bone – used for the reader
  • Other Bone – used to represent another person or the person
    you are reading
  • Magic Bone – represents the need for or use of magic
  • “Evil” Bone – malicious or hateful acts, disadvantageous
    behavior
  • Love Bone – represents romantic love
  • Male Bone – represents male fertility, masculinity,
    sexuality or a man
  • Female Bone – represents female fertility, femininity,
    sexuality or a woman
  • Health Bone – represents physical or mental health
  • Wealth Bone – represents financial standing or monetary
    issues
  • Family Bone – represents familial connections or a family
    member
  • Fate Bone – represents destiny and your lifepath (I use a
    shell for this: open side up means an event can be altered, destiny is not set
    in stone; open side down, this path must be walked – prepare in lieu of fighting)
  • “Key” Bone – (I actually use a small key) which represents
    the key to any given situation, the remedy or problem at hand and its cause

This list is by no means comprehensive and I have many more
bones in my collection with more menial meanings. This is simply a small list
of options to be added to and adapted by whosoever casts the bones.


Reading the Bones

There is no right or wrong way to read the bones, there is
simply your way and their way. Below I will dictate how it is that I do a
general reading – again, this is just an example of one way, take and adapt to
fit your own unique style or tradition!

  1. Begin by collecting your bones into your hand. I keep mine
    in a leather pouch, but don’t like to toss them directly from the bag as it
    doesn’t allow for much control – i.e. the bones fall out either in a massive,
    unreadable pile or they fly out in such a scattered way nothing is close enough
    to read. Throwing them from the hand allows for a rather contained casting, and
    one that can be read easily. I do not include the Self or Other bone, instead,
    the Self Bone is placed before the caster and the Other Bones is placed either
    in front of the person you’re reading for or simply in the middle of the
    casting area. When reading for yourself,
    place the Self Bone in the center and discard the Other Bone.
  2. Throw the Bones. This can be done on a square of cloth on
    which a circle (or any number of complex shapes) has been drawn or simply upon
    a flat table. If throwing in a circle, discard all bones that fall outside of
    it. These bones are null for the reading, though they can also be read as “far
    from the person’s mind/current situation.”
  3. Interpret the Bones. This is done by noting the location and
    connection of the bones present. For instance, note the Love Bones proximity to
    the Other Bones and the Male Bone. This could be interpreted as being the male
    love of the querent – but if the “Evil” bones is introduced, this could symbol
    ulterior motives or a hostile or explosive relationship. Read based on both
    their proximity to the Other Bone – the closer, the higher priority the matter
    is – and their relation to one another. It’s very much like investigating a big
    puzzle, putting it together piece by piece to form a comprehensive
    understanding of their life or situation. Also not their relation based on the
    third dimension: x bone seems to be overlapping y bone – is the x issue
    eclipsing an underlying problem or truth represented by y? It depends. Only
    through practice will you find clarity.
  4. Convey the message. I always like to spend a few moments
    making a variety of “hmm” noises when reading for others – it builds up their
    anticipation. Or you can throw in the occasional gasp or snarky smirk. Their
    responses are usually hilarious – even more so when yours are genuine! If you
    are reading on your own, it may be a good idea to sketch out a general map of
    the readings as opposed to taking a picture as often bones overlie others, which
    makes for a rather misleading photo representation. You might also find jotting
    down notes rewarding, especially in synthesizing a cohesive read.
  5. Once you’ve garnered all the information you can from that
    particular toss, feel free to specify: take the bone/situation you wish to
    examine and toss the rest again over it/them, reading the others through that
    particular lens. I.E. Who is this person
    mentioned? What are their qualities? What is the nature of this love? What
    magic is being referenced here?
    Follow that rabbit hole as far as you wish,
    building your understanding.

Do not be afraid to adjust your style! Want to narrow down a
time frame? Make a sort of timeline with the bones. Wish to determine the
source of an ailment? Shape the bones into the form of a body. I find the bones
allow for far more creativity and ingenuity than cards. And above all – TRUST
YOUR GUT
.


Photos: These are photos of my “base” bones when I first started reading; since then they have probably doubled (if not tripled) in number and do not incorporate my other animal bones, claws or teeth. 

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So listen to this shit, right… I go through the drive thru and I’m feeling healthy, or rather, the opposite and am trying to overcompensate for the terrible things I’ve eaten today – so I order a water. I’m like, yes, refresh me. They give me a water followed by a free MILKSHAKE! COME ON!

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The First Witch & the Birth of the Devil

I suppose you could call it a sort of vision – a cinematic work of the hypnagogic mind – that I have thus recorded in verse. 


Black earth shifts – ashen phantoms
Rise from obsidian soil, volcanic and crystalline
A great salt sea foams at earth’s edge
Frozen in chemical coitus,
And the heavens blaze over-head – crimson
A bloody sky dotted with flint and rock-hewn daggers
She walks – bare of flesh and clear of mind
Upon the unforgiving glass and atop the mirror
Surface of the steady sea;
Pale skin blinding
Painted with onyx hair and wild eyes
She turns:
Casting a black shadow
That is born from her anew
Sharpened nails pluck gently at her own reflection
And from the water – fresh –
She draws the silhouette birthed
It wails not – but hums
As its simple visage of obstructed light
Vibrates into form at but the motion
Of her ghostly hand –
Into her ear it whispers –
And unravels into the sky,
Black ribbons eclipsing the boiling atmos
And so she remains – reclining now on
Naked soil, watched by those who Watch
Three tall figured, obscured –
Draped in the fabric of time
Around her leaps the sparks of power
Altered in their form to bleed flame
The fire twists in to a ring and arcs around her being
She is standing – though no air displaced
And they Watch
The ribbons of the sky buckle,
But behind, the star-clad sky,
And the shrinking form of her creation
Takes shape there at her side,
The Black One comes, lit by witches’ flame
Her shadow born to shape – to space,
She molds him thusly in darkness,
And placed the moon to light her sight,
She gives her shape more substance,
But yet – he is lacking – and so she whispers sweetly
And smiles; as they who Watch are torn asunder
In their robes her Shadow wrapped –
But yet – he is lacking;
And so she gives him great horns
So that they might shoulder her own knowledge
Which she bestows unto him sweetly
In the act of a symphony –
And she leaves him – great of form,
To heft the Witch’s Knowledge,
Adorned with a crown of horns
By which he rules the legions born
From her mind and painted thusly
Upon the canvas of space;
But the Heaven’s called gently –
And her cosmic lover came hence,
Serpents black and white,
The lady-lovers coiled tight until naught remained, but –
Silence and the Devil –
Within the Witch’s Flame.

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Money Power Glory Oil

For those witches who want it all – who possess that fiery drive to fight, to conquer, to profit, I present to you my Money Power Glory Oil. It blends the force of a Bend Over Oil, with the wealth drawing of Attraction, all wrapped in the red shroud that is my own Whore of Babylon Oil. Dab a bit on the pulse points (or simply forego the oil all together and infuse the ingredients in alcohol like vodka or everclear and add a few drops to your favorite perfume/cologne), dress candles for power and climb the social ladder. Also delightful for a charged bath.

The Recipe

For Concocting:

  • (3) Pennies
  • (9) Coffee Beans
  • (1) Willow switch – bare
  • Black Thread
  • Sulphur
  • Basil
  • Aniseed
  • Bottle
  • Oil Blend – 1:4, Castor:Carrier

Optional: 
Gold leaf flecks or gold glitter
Black or Red Oil Dye

Begin by trimming 5/6in. piece (from the narrowest side) off of you willow switch, carefully bend it over itself and tie it tightly with black thread. Add this, along with the pennies, sulphur, and coffee beans to your bottle. On a stove, warm your oil blend on low and drop in your aniseed and basil. Adjust the heat accordingly, making sure not to “deep fry” your herbs, only to infuse their *flavor*. Remove from heat and allow to cool to a safe, but still warm temperature – at which point, strain the basil and aniseed out and funnel the oil into the bottle. At this time, you may add the optional ingredients. Give it a gentle swirl to mix the ingredients.

For Blessing:

  • Red Candle
  • Black/White Cloth

When your oil and bottle have cooled, dress the red candle with a touch of the oil and place it within the bottles mouth – if need be, warm to secure it. 

  • PSA: Needless to say, if you elected to infuse with alcohol, good god(s), don’t do this

Burn the candle down, allowing the wax to drip down the bottle. If there is still a bit of candle on the top, remove it so that the bottle may be corked (or capped) and store the bottle away, wrapped in the cloth for at least a week (though a few months is better) before using.

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Witch-o-Dex Creation

phoenix-fire-witchcraft:

Alright guys! I wasn’t playing! @nefarioso and I decided we wanted to make a legitimate trad crafter version of Witchvox, so that all trad crafters who are interested can find one another. That way we can stop using a website that expressly forbids people like us from joining.

That being said, we need to know who would be interested in contributing ideas or making small donations to helping this happen. Please reblog this if you are interested, willing to contribute, or willing to donate. We need to see how many trad witches would actually use this site.

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