Picture it:

A montage of me carrying trashbag after trashbag of coats (when last I counted, I owned 73 coats) from the big garage to my house; the crescent moon hangs above, Duke Ellington is playing; I’m barefoot, dressed only in a muumuu, a sweater and a knit hat.

qedavathegrey:

I cannot wait to put on an obscenely cheery face and wish everyone a “Happy Holidays.”

@wolf-of-tyr Well, I hope everyone’s been working on their hand-eye coordination, because they’re about to catch these hands. ✌🏽

I cannot wait to put on an obscenely cheery face and wish everyone a “Happy Holidays.”